Scary things
I have a co-worker who continually remarks that some of the things I say are "scary". For example, when I talk about my
monitoring robots who can respond to interesting events and alert humans of them. I don't think it's scary, but he does.
Probably because his mind is poisoned by the science fiction of hollywood. T2000 is pretty damn cool but seriously,
that's not what robots look like. So here's a collection of some random "scary things" I have the ability to do.
I can browse through the firewall's state table and read through port numbers. I know the port numbers by heart so I can
get a glance of what network services each laptop is using at the moment and figure out what role they play in the team.